Got a suggestion for a McCain Campaign Slogan? Just send it on over and we'll put it up ASAP.

(Thanks so far to: offwoff, chrissy, huckabeesucks, luvboat, purplehaze, rare69, SirDuke, Stacey, vastrightwingconspiracy, and most of all: the GOP websites where we found some good ones :-)

Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

Bad President! No Banana.

If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

(On an infant's shirt): Already Smarter than Bush

The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

1-20-09: End of an Error

Is It Vietnam Yet? YES.

Cheney/Satan '08
May have to delete this one; our editor says it's redundant

You Can't Be Pro-War and Pro-Life at the Same Time
We prefer the McCain corollary:
You Can Be Pro-War and Pro-Life at the Same Time When You're a TOTAL HYPOCRITE

Who Would Jesus Torture?
We think the answer is the Toothless Huckabilly, with Ann Coulter thrown in just for laughs

If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
Forget slogan! Can we adopt this as our platform?

Mike Huckabee: Ensuring All Americans Have the Same Poor Dental Care as Him

George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

Which God Do You Kill For?

America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

Let's Fix Democracy in THIS Country First

Jail to the Chief

1-20-09: End of an Error

We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood

Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand Basket?

When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46